once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
- Edgeworth: Tell me now! WHAT IS THE DECISIVE PIECE OF EVIDENCE?
- Phoenix: hang in there, Edgeworth
- Phoenix: let me save first
Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.
Made by Drakevarg
Edit: Drakevarg’s druid quote, "The only reason Nature hasn’t wiped your wicked civilization off the map is that you simply aren’t worth the effort. I am not so lenient."
I have just realized
Tumblr is literally the sea
And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are
plus, I mean look at all the ships…
OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE
This…….. makes me think…
and every once in a while theres a terrible storm and things get pretty bad.
500 posts!!!! WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
god I’m a noob…
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL